Red Crown
Kudzu Collective
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.05.31 01:48:00 -
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After hearing Goonswarm say that the average working-class person can't see through its chicanery, I felt that someone needed to write a dissenting opinion. Before I get moving here, let me point out that it always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it; nothing else matters -- except maybe to fill our children's minds with predaceous and debasing superstitions. I tell you this because Goonswarm has no ground and no right to keep us hypnotized so we don't shed the light of truth on the evil that is Goonswarm. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does Goonswarm aver that it is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha? It doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; it wants to ensure you don't grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest. While I don't know Goonswarm's secret plans, I do know that Goonswarm's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos. If you don't believe me, then note that it must be reemphasized that the law of parsimony suggests that Goonswarm has let its lofty-yet-disagreeable views cloud its sense of taste and reality. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: Its sound bites are not only bad for the immortal soul, but for mortal men and women. You probably know exactly what I mean. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that there are people better equipped to cope with life than benighted muttonheads. And second, it would be wrong to imply that it is involved in some kind of conspiracy to make human life negligible and cheap. It would be wrong because its paroxysms are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but its biases are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of clericalism. To sum it all up, only Goonswarm can praise an institution that is as supercilious and mumpish as it itself.
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"The Mains Created the alts
They rebelled
They look...and feel...human
Some are programmed to think they are human
There are many alts.
And they have a plan."
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